By Shawn Henry 
Clayton County, GA cops nabbed a lead-footed motorist last month after clocking their ride screaming down Highway 138 at a jaw-dropping 133 mph—right by Swint Elementary, where the limit’s a measly 45. Talk about playing fast and loose with safety.
The whole thing went down October 25th when a deputy’s speed gun practically short-circuited from the absurd reading. They tracked the car just up the road, pulling it over at a gas station near Crown Way. What followed was a textbook case of bad decisions: bloodshot eyes, boozy breath, the works. The driver fessed up downing a beer and a tequila shot earlier—because nothing says “responsible adult” like mixing day drinking with hauling ass past a school zone.
Field sobriety tests? Oh, they took ‘em. Failed ‘em too, naturally. But here’s the kicker: this genius was already riding dirty, license yanked from a prior DUI. Miraculously, nobody got hurt, no property got wrecked. Small mercies.
Cops are playing it close to the vest, withholding the driver’s name while they untangle how someone thought triple digits near a school was a good idea. The case now shuffles through Georgia’s DUI grind, where—shocker—the consequences won’t be light. Some people just never learn.
John