By Shawn Henry 
Seattle cops nabbed a guy Wednesday afternoon, and let me tell you, this wasn’t just some low-key bust. Dude decided to go full Hollywood, using a swiped Porsche as a battering ram against a patrol car in the heart of the Chinatown-International District. Talk about a wild ride.
It all kicked off around 1 p.m. near South Jackson Street, where officers rolled up after a 911 call about a guy passed out behind the wheel. No plates on the car? Red flag. Then things went south fast. When cops tried to rouse him, the guy woke up like a startled bull and started hammering the patrol vehicle—not once, not twice, but repeatedly. Chaos erupted in what’s usually a bustling, pedestrian-packed part of town.
Turns out, detaining him wasn’t exactly a walk in the park. A few officers got banged up, nothing too serious, but still. And oh yeah—they found a gun on him. The cherry on top? The flashy ride was hot, confirmed stolen later.
Cops called the whole scene “dangerous as hell,” especially with foot traffic everywhere. Now the guy’s cooling his heels, waiting for a trip to King County Jail while detectives piece together what went down.
Welcome to yet another day where a simple welfare check spirals into mayhem. How’d this guy end up with a stolen Porsche? Who knows. But you can bet the firearm’s gonna tack on extra charges.
No major injuries, thankfully, but that patrol car’s seen better days. Cops are still digging into the mess—gun, car, the whole nine yards—because this one’s far from over.
All parties are innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law.
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