8 Jul 2026, Wed

It’s troubling enough that someone would run around an urban area naked, but it’s far worse when that person assaults someone and steals their car. As the old saying goes, never fight naked, a lesson this Des Moines, Iowa man apparently never learned.

The bizarre and alarming episode left onlookers stunned. It’s the kind of strange crime that’s hard to forget once you’ve heard about it.